Don’t let me do this.

I found a job at a tea and coffee company I really like the sound of and I’m thinking of crafting a cover letter full of tea and coffee puns. I am a perfect MATCHA for this role. I have a LATTE relevant skills.

Thanks, I hate it.

sure, yep, cool, no further questions

POV: you’re eating a cheese pastry.

This is just one of those books that I have to immediately pre-order.

CScstarling.bsky.socialOct 7, 2024 1:20pm

hark, a cover! THE STARVING SAINTS, out May 20 2025 from Harper Voyager, cover design by Owen Corrigan. in which a castle under siege is 'rescued' by strange guests bringing impossible food sad lady knights, mad nuns, vengeful rat catchers. bees, cannibalism, and horror.

They’ll probably lay me off now.

Although full-time may need scare quotes because I have a meeting with HR on Wednesday to discuss that. To what end, I don’t know because the company doctor okayed it.

First session of career coaching: you may not be entitled to career coaching since you are now back at your original job full-time.

Powerwolf: the answer to the age-old question - what if the Catholic Church was just werewolves?