The fact that the story was written by John Johnston really just pulls the whole thing together just perfectly.

DAalexparker.bsky.socialMay 15, 2024 3:35am

I don’t know how many of you have been following the recent ridiculousness in the Washington State gubernatorial race, but this is an actual headline from today:

Bob Newhart approves.

😂😂😂

this is like a plot point in season 5 of fargo

I wish newspapers allowed headline writers to display their inner snark more, especially for the "I didn't know I could really go to jail for this" stories.

The fact that there is a 1943 law against it is what I find so fun olympiatime.com/2024/05/14/b...

Bill and Tony Norton and the criminalizing of candidate names in Washington State - Olympia Time

At the eleventh hour, a similar name appeared in the candidate filing for what was poised to be a contentious political contest. Rumors swirled and recriminations between the men ignited over two elec...

Jon Ronson probably hates Ron Johnson He should anyway

Does he come from Wisconston?

Does he live in Wisconsin?

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