Not me crying while reading The Lorax to my toddler

Aw that’s so wonderful. Sometimes your body just needs some help figuring out what it’s supposed to do!

What is the age gap for yours?

Thank you! We are very excited. Yeah, it’s basically the one way in which she makes this pregnancy marginally easier than the first one instead of considerably more difficult 😂

The one advantage to having a 1.5-year-old when you’re five months pregnant is that they are delighted to pick things up off the floor for you

Thank you! We are pretty excited.

In case anyone who cares still happens to follow me despite my prolonged absence from this site, looks like we’re having another one of these

I was going to say Harvey Fierstein, but I think that might be the right answer

Raising a toddler is like playing the cutest game of charades ever

My 15-month-old’s obsession with “outside” has given me a new appreciation for getting out of the apartment