hello, hasbro? i’m calling- oh. yes, it’s me. calling about the- that’s right, the furbies. seems they’ve invented god again. they’re chanting and they’ve trapped me in the bathroom. sure ok. yes, i can hold.

No not the regular hasbro

Sounds like a Laundry Files plot.

Look there’s a switch on the bottom, okay? Just turn sentience mode to OFF

Somehow @roxiqt.com is involved in this.

I like this but it’s at 666, so I’m just going to say so, here in the comments

SMALL SOLDIERS (1997)

I missed you. Your posts are my sustenance, and i have been Starved f(or Content)