iPad already invented.
ahem “journée”
Gonna pay Elon for Twitter API access just to write a bot that posts “1-877-8-HOPENY” under every tweet by N.{3} S.{5}
I just think it’s cool that Biden already has his next gig sewn up, performing as himself at the Hall of Presidents in Disney World.
Seems like the instagram targeted ad algorithm has begun to incorporate what I’m calling “Columbia Fatigue.” 🤔 I mean, I _do_ miss money that is different colors.
Feel like I should admit that over 20 years ago, Google started paying me to use their name as a verb and as a generic term for “search.” I cannot have been the only global influencer approached in this way who has relied on those checks ever since, but it is time for us to come clean.
Whenever I see « gift link » in an Adams story headline I can’t tell if it’s a new allegation or not.
Van de Ven galloping down the length of the pitch to set up a goal reminds me of Yaya Touré. I would always get so terrified when Touré would build up steam with his giant frame. Same with Micky, except I get excited and wait for the goal to emerge.