"Chi-Chi Rodriguez, the late, great golfer, and a friend of Trump. You know they used to call him CC Rodriguez. CC. And I say this in all due respect to women, and I love women—but this guy was a handful. TREMENDOUS tits. He was a tit man's man, but that's why they called him King of the Cups..."

“LARRY MIZE! WHERE’S LARRY?!! Larry has a scrotum like you wouldn’t believe. Like a pillow case with two stones. Unbelievable… but we’re gonna send em back…”

“Gary Player? Many said the man had a perfect asshole. Including me. Everyone in the club talked about it, perhaps even elsewhere too. It was a real beauty, folks”

"Gary Player, the man in black, the hair on his back, the whack, and no one else will tell you this, not even Ernie Ells, but Player would whack it anywhere. Church, a bus, the back of a camel."

They called him CC, but it was DD at least, let me tell you

"Ian Woosnam, the man had a taint like you wouldn't believe."

may your cc cup overfloweth