I've written to my own MP. I call her "Lisa". Then there is Wes, Justin soon I'll just speak to "Keir".

Why am I still on benefits: the NHS has still failed to sufficiently fix me after 3.5 years of frankly abysmal attempts to fix me. What was my average pre-illness turnover £150k pa. Yeah more than yours! Would you like me to draw you a picture with helpful arrows????

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