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jj skolnik
@modernistwitch.bsky.social
writer and editor // yells in the band daddy’s boy // part of flaming hydra // member: trans journalists association, iww fju, bandcamp united // union YES // another world is possible if we can get it together
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why is this so fucking funny

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utterly baffling scam

John Grisham
@johnraygrisham.bsky.social
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Hello dear how are you doing today
dear
I'm John Grisham you might be familiar with my books dear
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PJsemitext.xyz

"Hello, it's me, John Grisham" is just an incredible opener.

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BVlbfan.bsky.social

“10 million users.”

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I'm Cormac McCarthy I hope you're not familiar with my books dear

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JGjuddgreenstein.bsky.social

it's SO good. Grisham is the perfect figure for this

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RBr3db0x.bsky.social

I got very similar DMs from "Bruce Campbell" on IG a few years back. He wanted to take me out to dinner! 😂

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Rroshanabraham.bsky.social

No that's the real john Grisham I venmoed him 20k yesterday to self publish pelican brief 2

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dilettante.bsky.social

it really is though 😂😂

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MBmbhare.bsky.social

there's nothing funny about bestselling novelist John Grisham, my internet pen pal!

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JSmodernistwitch.bsky.social

i’m having fun imagining john grisham just dming people and talking like this (he is 69 years old and was a state house representative in the ‘80s)

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Jlowscore.bsky.social

o my god I Iove John Grisham scam guy

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jj skolnik
@modernistwitch.bsky.social
writer and editor // yells in the band daddy’s boy // part of flaming hydra // member: trans journalists association, iww fju, bandcamp united // union YES // another world is possible if we can get it together
5.2k followers1.2k following5k posts