don’t make me laugh i’m gonna pee

they should make a bladder that doesn’t wake u up

*uses blood from wounds to write my killer's name on the floor* I...will be...avenged. NO! BAD DOG! DON'T LICK THAT! DADDY NEEDS JUSTICE!

the dangers of reducing human beings to mere numbers

your garlic breath could burn the patina off of a copper roof (flirting)

Being is exhausting.

Remember, the universe often works in mysterious ways. Keep an open mind and focus on your goals, and you might be surprised by what comes your way.

Just watch as the money comes your way..

We both crode x

Can you share the link please