this is the most 2020s paragraph i have ever read

Imagine being this guy

Verdon? Did his parents lose a bet?

His parents want him out.

My God.

“Moved in with my parents” I’m sorry you went from a Google R&D job to living with your parents again?

I love how if this paragraph appeared a decade ago, it would be incomprehensible gibberish.

This just feels bleak

Why did he move on with his parents? Is that post crash?

I can see his dad saying to a friend “I don’t understand one single bit of that shit. I only know he’s in my goddamned rec room.”

meta-post-irony: April fools!