Listen, I can have healthy and meaningful relationships, or I can have anxiety. I can't have both.

ME: I don't have time for this shit NARRATOR: but he did. he did have time for this shit.

Adding “All-Around Cutie Patootie” to my résumé.

Parchment paper is just regular paper that is really thirsty.

Why not other shapes? Why not a Merry-Go-Squarey?

Thank you! 😁

He's not a Nice Guy™️ unless he's from the French town of Nice. Otherwise he's just a sparkling fuckboy.

If you like my Bluesky account you might also enjoy my therapist's notes

Welcome to middle age. You now take pictures of instructions so you can enlarge them.

I don't always go into detail, but when I do, it's completely unnecessary.