This guy's a router enthusiast

Every time I eat one it just makes me miss the Gandalf Gobble

They're eating babies! They're drinking them through a straw in a milkshake served up by trans socialist baristas who hate cops and grandma! They are literally sending drunk gay nudes to Jesus himself!

We usually just say Eric and Jr.

Yeah this is an appeal to disgruntled republican voters and independents. It's not meant for us or the Republican party itself. This thing isn't gonna be won with liberals and lefties alone.

Although I've slowly gotten better, driving for me feels like what driving between trucks on a highway feels for most people.

Man's a cartoon.

We asked a Magic 8 Ball who will win the election

Listen here pal, I’m Not Leftwing Or Rightwing, I’m Rightwing.