They are
Trump: I HATE THE BLONDE SINGER WOMAN. I FEEL MORE 22 THAN SHE DOES. Vance: immigrants are sneaking into homes to eat people’s goldfish, which cost $87 each thanks to Kamala Kennedy: [crawling naked out of a moose carcass] can somebody loan me a bone saw
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I have a calendar notification for before my duolingo renews reminding me to cancel it. I'm not paying for this shit.
I guess they have lots of reasons
I have been so sick (the doctor said 'yikes' when she examined my throat) with some nondescript not-strep-not-covid-not-flu and I just ate TWO eggs and a banana and a slice of bread and I'm suddenly feeling hungry? Anything vaguely acidic is poison but I might not actually die
I don't think it's possible to have the energy and attention to healthily raise a "lot" of kids, regardless of wealth
Absolutely perverse
Why can't people just propose like normal adult people and not try doing this over the top theatrical bullshit? Horrifying experience aside, I'd never agree to marry someone who couldn't just ask me to my face.