Divorce Guy (hippopotamus).

smart collab

i can’t really do justice to what Kris Kristofferson has meant to me so I’m probably going to go drink some whiskey about it instead. there’s a lot of wrong directions on that lonely way back home

Aww goddamn, for fuck's sakes.

I couldn't tell you if it was the case in this specific example but abusive relationships are kind of a thing.

YOUR HISTORY TEACHER NEVER TOLD YOU- *me, checks lecture notes* I definitely told you. YOUR TEXTBOOK LEFT OUT- Me: It is on page 37 and again on 54. HISTORIANS NEVER ADMIT- Me: Look will you just admit already that you slept through class?

PayPal is updating their ToS to let themselves give your data to merchants starting in November and they're certainly banking on people not knowing to opt out, SO to opt out before they start: go to Settings > Data & Privacy > Manage shared info > Personalized shopping, and toggle that shit off

Block it good

Another vote for Foxit. Alternatively Ocular has a few features Foxit doesn't.

IIRC, Janus mentioned half of Asheville is built on a floodplain.