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A Monitor Lizard
@monitorlizard.bsky.social
Reptile.
Socialist. Green Party voter.
Marathon Runner
How strange it is to be anything at all.
17.8k followers74.8k following433 posts
A vacuum cleaner is literally a hand held tornado that I can aim at spiders.
Don’t Kill Spiders!
Spiders are our friends, especially those little jumpy ones
Or your dick
I’ve always wondered, do the bugs get killed instantly by vacuum blades, or do they just live in the collection bag until you empty it?
AM
A Monitor Lizard
@monitorlizard.bsky.social
Reptile.
Socialist. Green Party voter.
Marathon Runner
How strange it is to be anything at all.
17.8k followers74.8k following433 posts