we here at monster energy believe that Palestine deserves to be free of oppression and that Israel should ceasefire immediately. Today we amend our saying to #freethebest in solidarity with the Palestinian people.
If you don’t delete this we will fucking find you and give you the biggest swirlee you’ve ever had (and I’m sure you’ve had plenty)
I haven’t been posting bc I was placed in intensive care for 17 days after drinking 7 different Monster Energy Rehabs. My boss said i should be more of a team player and show brand loyalty so I chugged as many of our delicious Tea+Energy drinks as I could. it changed the color of my feces. #monster
This is great news! But you should celebrate with our newest Monster Energy Reserve blend: Orange Dreamscicle. Then you’d be getting more than one raise #monsterenergy
Do you remember the first time you masturbated? The shame you felt in front of God and Country? The exhilaration at a strange new discovery? Well, now you can! Our patented Juice Monsters combines the power of energy with the wisdom of juice to improve YOUR memory and give you righteous erections
lo-fi beats to UNLEASH YOUR BEAST* to #monsterenergy #monsterjuiced *this is just a slogan, stop making dirty jokes, we'll get in trouble
coffee fucking sucks #unleashthebeast #monsterenergy #sucksnotfucks
Wir werden nur dann ein neues Getränk namens „The Final Frontier“ herstellen, wenn Sie es TRINKEN