I’m fine with that; you do not want Earth’s guardian making up shit to “guard” just to keep busy. We already have enough of that with our human “guardians”
That ‘84 goji is serenading
Looks like he IS getting shit done. Just saying.
Take a break, Godzilla, but Tokyo Tower won't knock itself over 🗼
leave him alone. he's doing his best.
Cool. Moisturized. In his lane.
Look, the Kaiju United Local 138 strictly observes the union-negotiated breaks of 20 minutes at intervals of four hours. It's been proven through time-motion studies that kaiju smash with greater damage and efficiency when given regular rest periods, okay? Sheesh. Let him enjoy his coffee in peace.
dude's gotta rest sometime
Pretty sure that second shot is literally Godzilla getting shitting done.
Can't Godzilla take a poo without being put thru the scrutiny of social media?
ALT: a statue of a hippopotamus is laying in the grass .