🚨🚨 From Lord Frost who negotiated for a fairly suboptimal trade deal with the EU which significantly raised trade barriers (compared to EU membership) & has led to very real and substantial costs for UK biz and citizens, and since then has tried to deflect his own responsibility in making the deal.
If you're sitting in public and a stranger takes the seat next to you, just stare straight ahead and say, "Did you bring the money?" Night, night.
Remember, if you lose a sock in the dryer, it comes back as a Tupperware lid that doesn't fit any of your containers. Night, night.
There’s a war in Ukraine; Israel has invaded a neighbouring country; there are serious floods around the world; Trump could be elected; the UK opposition is trying to out fascist itself, and seeing posts like this leaves me in no doubt as to why the world is f****d.
When you ask me what I am doing today, and I say "nothing," it does not mean I am free. It means I am doing nothing. Night, night.
Remember, when I say, "The other day," I could be referring to any time between yestrday and 15 years ago. Night, night.
Good news for insomniacs, only 3 more sleeps until Christmas.