this is really fuckin good

thank you! ✨

heh, I've had similar thoughts after brushing my cats after I learned how to felt 😅

check out my ko-fi if you wanna see a timelapse! 💜 ko-fi.com/post/cat-pil...

Maybe get it on a cute sticker 🦆

a saw. a regular ass saw. that's the answer. thanks ADHD for making me forget totally obvious solutions exist all the fucking time.

I was like, maybe a chainsaw? dangerous but it will work. maybe I can take an axe to the part that's still connected? that's gonna suck and I have chronic back pain. fuck. also that large branch that's not that think but too woody and dense for the loppers

I just can't stop imagining the conversation for the theme song being like composer: what style of music should i write for this? director: have you seen the show? composer: no director: whatever you write, it has to be math composer: I gotchu director: rhombus composer: ...what?

melody in the left, it goes 1:5 3:2 2:1 2:3 2:1 2:3 it starts chaotic, but then starts repeating the chaos until sounds musical.

If you have today off and you go out somewhere today and you have the option/ability, please give your service workers a fat ass tip 👌