The elderer

I heard tales of the elders around here, but you lurk long enough and you'll see yourself become one

Has the coffee generation already passed? I wanted to see a baby with 1-3 coffee mugs in its 1-3 hands

I live in Hampton Roads, at the end/beginning of a line that runs all the way up to Maine and it's the best... For going NE. Literally any other direction, train travel is a joke. New lines in new directions is incredible

Reanimated corpse of Jim Varney in character as Ernest P Worrell. He's killing it, the crowd erupts at each line, but every time he says "Know what I mean, Vern?" He cuts his eyes at the closest camera, and you can tell he's come back wrong somehow

I thought the Saudi stake was much higher

They should put a polygonal guy from GoldenEye 007 on the back of it just to finish the thought exercise

There's a very significant stake in Twitter from other investors, right? Because it really seems like he wants the website to fail.

Desperate "let's start a rumor about him" high school weirdo stuff here