I’m wearing the tie I got married in more than 20 years ago and I don’t want to brag but… it still fits.

If you’re good at doing accents everyone admires you and thinks you’re cool whereas if you’re bad at them you just seem racist, and that doesn’t feel like a fair system. Anyway, long story short, I failed the interview.

Going to form an organisation called "Acquaintances of the Earth", for people like me who are passionate about halting climate change but can’t quite be bothered to do anything about it.

I have a cartoon in the current Private Eye

I met my wife as a student in Exeter in the 80s. Of course I didn't know she was my wife then, I only found that out later at our wedding.

Ha! :)

Thank you 😊

Deans

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