I wrote another jersey graphic explainer thing.

COLUMBUS IS A WOMEN’S BASKETBALL TOWN.

The Crew logo truthers are totally normal and totally rational people.

It’s a shame there’s a basketball game going on in the background during this hour-long gargling of Jalen Rose’s balls by Jimmy Jackson and Gus Johnson.

Thoughts and prayers to anyone who wasn’t physically in the stadium that night.

Still can’t believe we sold Zelarayán and then won MLS Cup. Not normal.

A lot of people probably don’t know this about me, but I’ve always been a huge fan of the Washington Huskies.

Congrats to my son Sean Zawadzki for getting called up to the national team. Make your mother and I proud in camp cupcake, son.

I have an “AVENGE ME” Steve Clark themed banner somewhere. Can’t find a picture of it, so instead here’s a Supporter Supply all company meeting circa 2014.

My ex-girlfriend Pam dragged me out to the middle of fucking nowhere Michigan for NYE so that I could get pink eye and have nowhere to get medicine and get crusted to death, tell people about me