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APmorte.bsky.social

Google's AI generated results are going great btw

google prompt of "cheese not sticking to pizza" with an AI result saying "Mix about 1/8 cup of non-toxic glue into the sauce to make it tackier"
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SFabpow.bsky.social

that's spelled Gleu Cheese

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HKhskhoppe.bsky.social

Don't forget to add bleach to taste.

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Aalchemist-x.bsky.social

"I see nothing wrong here." - Ralph Wiggum

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RTrifka.bsky.social

simply whip up some ‘Eatpaste

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gjkoos.bsky.social

Did Trump use AI when recommending Covid treatments during the epidemic?

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PStoasty.cx

I'm gonna use old style toxic glue like what Giovanni Pizzaculo, the inventor of Pizza, would have had access to. For historical accuracy, you see

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ECerikcorley.bsky.social

This is, in fact, how provel "cheese" that goes on St Louis style "pizza" is made.

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GSlordshark.bsky.social

For all those kids who enjoyed eating paste in kindergarten?

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Ttornrak.heusos.co.uk

Any fule know the answer is to use carpet tacks.

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Kkahturakarfai.bsky.social

Actually, that’s what the food industry is doing for a long time… en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Methyl_...

Methyl cellulose (or methylcellulose) is a compound derived from cellulose. It is sold under a variety of trade names and is used as a thickener and emulsifier in various food and cosmetic products, and also as a bulk-forming laxative. Like cellulose, it is not digestible, non-toxic, and not an allergen. In addition to culinary uses, it is used in arts and crafts such as papier-mâché and is often the main ingredient of wallpaper paste.

(From the wikipedia article about methyl cellulose.)
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Ascended Poster of the Ancient Wisdom
@morte.bsky.social
researcher focused on apocalyptic beliefs, extremism and general tomfoolery
753 followers529 following2.5k posts