*Cackles nervously* W-what... What the fuck?!?
Is it "pregnant" or "pregant"? I'd ask my wife, but that would be going against the Code of Husbands. So instead, I'm just gonna crack another cold one and watch ESPN.
But if I, a face haver, don't vote for the face-eating leopards, who does that leave me to vote for? The people who might actually listen to me if I press hard enough? That's just crazy.
Ooh, I bet it has to do with Gen Alpha and their heavy usage of scary words I don't understand, like "Skibidi", "Rizz", and "Empathy".
Moments like this make me miss my Twitter account. I no longer possess the ability to hop into a thread and call him a "cissy".
Like, we were trying to have a kid. This is exactly what you weird nutjobs want. Why do I have to feel like a criminal pervert just to find out if my wife and I rawdogged correctly and why did this perfectly innocent bystander need to be involved in that conversation?
Yeah, the first time I had to ask a women wearing religious headware to find someone with a key to the contraceptives cage so I could get a pregnancy test for my wife was when I decided that I would thenceforth buy tests online to deter from setting Walmart on fire.
"Don't block me! I'm better than you think!" is not a solid argument. If anything, it's a red flag. Why is it so important for you to have access to others? If you're not "bad", you should understand the inherit risk and not take it personally. Cringe, dude. Cringe.