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Mortimer Langford
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34 year old recovering Scorpio. Married. Author. IT guy. Unwilling disciple of chaos. He/Him Buy my damn book: books2read.com/u/bW5WLx Learning Portuguese? Here you go: books2read.com/u/3LN2ZD
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Because spoopy

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*Watching the second half of Caberet* "Musicals are light and happy, aren't they?"

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Sometimes I miss having a Twitter account because I feel like watching the dystopian spiral would be fascinating. Then shit like this happens and I'm thankful I'm far, far away from it.

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lord, i don’t necessarily believe in you nor do i pray — but you could do a lot of good by making him get the liner that isn’t waterproof 🙏

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maybe this is a hot take but i hate the usage of "-play" as a suffix with regards to anything kink and sex related. it's the "-gate" suffix but for sex nerds. not only does it have horrible mouthfeel, but also it makes sex sound lame as hell. "oh yeah i've been getting into ropeplay" go outside.

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All these famous people dying and Jimmy Carter making it to 100 is making things feel a lil “Final Destination”

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On a long enough timeline, everyone shows symptoms of True Crime Brain

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Poster with a drawing of a tent. Text reads:

SEE A TENT?
COOL.
LEAVE THEM THE FUCK ALONE.
Living without the same sanitation resources as housed people kinda sucks. Maybe you should address the economic conditions that cause this problem? Or let street people use the restrooms in your bougie-ass business? or maybe just be a decent person! but what do i know!
Heres what to do:
Mind your own fucking business
1) Not everyone gets to live in a house and be entitled about it. people are just trying to survive.
2) Take 30 seconds to think about what the fuck is wrong
with you.

Seriously why are you such an asshole, let people live jesus fucking christ.
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Combine two bands: Electric Fall Out Boy

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Mortimer Langford
@mortimerlangford.bsky.social
34 year old recovering Scorpio. Married. Author. IT guy. Unwilling disciple of chaos. He/Him Buy my damn book: books2read.com/u/bW5WLx Learning Portuguese? Here you go: books2read.com/u/3LN2ZD
53 followers104 following951 posts