Look sweetie, my piss is going to end up in your diaper one way or another, so be a good girl and open your mouth.

Average Monday night ...the couch will be ok

Thank you!

Does anyone actually understand what lists and feeds are?

When Mommy puts you both in a shared diaper and sends you to bed, she can’t act too surprised when she hears you getting a little huffy. On the other hand, you can’t be too surprised when she joins in - this was her plan all along, after all.

NSFW

Maybe Emily isn't cut out for the corporate world?

Oh cool thanks I'll check that on the next thing I post

Weird that you can't put nsfw labels in your own posts - bluesky has to do it for you. Unless I'm missing something?

largely with ya on the never ever category, although it is funny to see a category called 'never ever' shrink lmao