The white background and lettering give it a bit of french "Bande Desinée" vibe!

24 hours a day, 8 slices per pizza = 3 large pizzas a day and then you have to do it every day for the rest of your life and it's all pepperoni pizza, until you die. You couldn't kill me fast enough?

@effinbirds.com is a good palate cleanse ?

I legit would flunk every part of the bar exam outside of my field of practice. But why would I ever practice in those areas?!? (BTW: real estate law is worse that tax law for boredom?)

Am I allowed to start some conspiracy theories based on this? Because if people are willing to believe adenochrome and lizard people...

From the northern wastes (Canada): "so, the mad scientists are launching death stars which will break the satellite phone monopoly..." (Let them fight!!) Please re-orbit the satellites to cover northern wastelands!! We also have fewer astronomers... (and very long hours of darkness in winter)

They had a minimum word count to reach? How to re-ignite a magnetosphere: Arthur C Clarke monoliths? Requires a monkey, and...

Gonfaloniere! Florence...

Plus electric cars. Or else a 1929-1930 deflation?

It burns! It burns!!