For some reason it's "Eggs Good for You This Week" for me. theonion.com/eggs-good-fo...

You’re right. I’ll give them another chance.

we’re also going to install a range vent to direct as much grease and smoke as possible toward the glass doors

ATL

a man wearing a red hat and sunglasses says yeaaah .

ALT: a man wearing a red hat and sunglasses says yeaaah .

It is definitely (on an) island. It is also the 4th largest city in America, as I learned from Welcome Back, Kotter. You're hired!

“Why yes, I would like to register to vote, my good man. My name? It’s Phil, P-H-I-L, McCracken.”

I’m sorry, but if Charlie Kirk gets 1,500 signatures on a college campus, 1,000 of them are of the “Haywood Jablowme” variety.

You just blew your own cover! Delete delete delete.

The 1619 Project!

*Caro