HA! Fair enough. I did deliberately leave myself some wiggle room with the "probably" in there. :)

🤣🤣🤣 In fairness: we exist partly *because* we were getting so exasperated (and appalled) by some of the small-press awfulness out there It shouldn't be so hard to treat people (& esp. the people who keep your business going *as* a business) professionally and ethically