An iconic automobile. The Mullet of Subarus.

I could fix them.

Move over "Grab the cop's gun!" America's new favorite intrusive thought is "Pick up the campus turkey!"

Nice try, "Plate Stealer". I ain't saying nothin.

Just met a bartender out back of his bar so he could show off his Subaru Baja.

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RETVRN

He takes Venmo!!!

Bought a dozen eggs from a farmer in the bar