Fortunato: [Looking forward to that delicious amontillado] Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Fortunato: [Chained and being slowly bricked in by Montresor] Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

Not sure if I saw this somewhere before, so, possible plagiarism apologies.

I probably would've chained him a little farther from the opening, but I guess it all worked out fine in the end

FORTUNATO: "WHY? MONTRESSOR: "You know what you said!" FORTUNATO: "I really don't! I swear! Tell me what I said and I'll apologize!" MONTRESSOR: "You insulted my family at the Alamilla party last month." FOERUNATO: "I Wasn't even at that party!" MONTRESSOR: ". . . Oh, wait. That was Prospero."