It’s giving Big Fish Theory and I mean that respectfully

This is the first time I think I’m getting him

Every audience at the Kylie Vegas residency is going to be filled with affluent Gays thinking they’re the black girls from Bring It On when they’re actually all Big Red. Can’t wait.

The country Fast Car cover makes me irrationally angry. That check better buy Tracy an island.

Fighting the urge to post all of my drafts from twitter