If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong though. It's Hambone.
I would normally never say a kind word about Limp Bizkit, but "everything is fucked, everybody sucks" is one of the most apt and succinct lyrics I've ever heard.
this, and the replies, is the most enjoyable thing I've read all day.
"I'm out of missiles, I'm switching to guns" is a line from Top Gun that I thought only I fixated on, but they put it in the sequel too, so clearly it must have meant something to somebody.
@kleinman.bsky.social I know from working for a national non-profit that those "% match on your donation" doesn't actually mean anything, and it's just marketing. Sega's Blast Processing, if you're of the age. Is it any different with political campaigns?
@kleinman.bsky.social if RFK drops out, do you think his 1% (or whatever he's polling at) slide automatically to DJT, or do you think there's some Never Trumpers in his constituency that will stay with that course?
hey, we it's been awhile since we had a think piece about the long-term effects of dating apps on the collective psyche. someone should get on that. didn't all you just have your job cannibalized by private equity?