I bought a circular saw and chopped a hole in my front door, I FEEL SO ALIVE

I realise all this time I have been visualising them biting tiny little crescents out of slices of buttered toast

See? Story points instantly!

I think you should introduce two young children, either Earth-2 variants of your real ones or entirely imaginary

I’ve never seen this before… might it be related to phone/OS?

My first thought was “is it clips?” Immediately derailed by “…ooh two swashes on the cap C!” :/

I knew it!

Nobody does it better, hooray

Victory to Adnams!

I don’t think they don’t sound that good