hey dude, I noticed you attempting to carve a small space for joy in the face of overwhelming sadness. kind of problematic considering all the horrors

FENTON! JESUS CHRIST!!

Mom said it's my turn with the 1973 Fisher Price activity centre

If you have a banger of a post in your drafts now and you're worried about posting it don't worry you got this, post it, I won't judge you or even read it

Sometimes I ask myself "why would you say that" but then I reply "why WOULDN'T you" to myself then I say it and everyone looks at me funny

I like my eggs like I like my women freshly laid so I can crack them open and slurp up the ooze

Rat Fascal🐀 I regret to inform you this prick is back again and wasting everyone's time and his local council's money www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-n...

'I'm suing the council for £495m because they won't give me back my bin bag'

James Howells has spent more than a decade trying to get back a dumped hard drive. Now he has assembled a team of top lawyers to sue the council he claims has 'ignored' him

People keep saying picky tea well when I say picky tea I mean I'm picking my nose and eating it

It was called Limewire and when you used it, it fucked up your computer beyond repair

The absolute worst thing you can say to me in a pub is "i've been watch this Netflix documentary and i don't understand the Montreal Screwjob." Sir, welcome to my lecture series.