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Dan Long
@mrteamcorvette.bsky.social
Poundshop rockabilly. He/Him.
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It’s been a while since I last posted here, but I have NEWS… My first-ever short story - FIRST THING - is now live over at danlong.substack.com It would mean the world if you could spare five minutes to give it a read - and, if you enjoy it, please do feel free to help spread the word! 🎃

A hand holding a mobile phone on top of a dicey. The phone has a blurry, grainy screen.
The same phone image for the story First Thing, but with the first few lines overlaid. It reads: “His alarm hadn’t gone off yet and it was still dark. A sliver of light crept in from the outside world through a crack in the curtain, but it was pale and soft, wilting in the darkness before it could penetrate into his bedroom. Instinctively, he wriggled his arm free from under the duvet and reached out behind him. His fingers felt along the ripples of the mattress to the seam, then a…”
The logo for The Quick And The Dread, the name of my anthology of short stories.
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Happy Guinea Pig Bath Day to all who celebrate.

Pixie the guinea pig, sitting in the bath
Pom the guinea pig, soaped up in the bath
Butternut the guinea pig, being lifted (wet) out of the bath
Pixie the guinea pig, bundled up in a towel after her bath
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Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978)

Ham, a silver BSH cat we do not own, recreating Donald Sutherland’s famous pose from the movie.
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“Shust when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...”

An empty shopfront in Bath, UK, which uses similar colours and styling to Jaws, but is called ‘Shaws’
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Breathtaking Moe Szyslak exhibition at Bath Abbey.

A stone moulding from Bath Abbey that bears a striking resemblance to Moe
illustration of a stone moulding from Bath Abbey that bears a striking resemblance to Moe
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“Life seems but a quick succession of busy nothings.” Went to Bath. Became part of a Jane Austen novel. Had a most agreeable time.

Me and Em on The Royal Crescent.
Me and Em outside The Jane Austen Centre.
Me shaking a stick at a mannequin of Darcy, who is stealing Em away.
Me in the bath in Bath.
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‘X’, like ‘Eggs’. Like a Bird’s Eggs. Like a Bird App’s Eggs. Eggs. I said Eggs.

Pliny, from TMWRNJ’s kid’s edutainment television show ‘Histor’s Eye’. I have no evidence that Pliny is shouting the word ‘Egg’ in this photo, but I’m willing to take the chance.
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Welcome to our mojo dojo casa house.

Me and Dr Emma Colvert in our finest pink style for our trip to see Barbie - it is a LOT of pink!
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Hello!

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I’ve called you all here today to tell you: ‘blem’

Ham, a silver BSH cat, bleming at the camera
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Dan Long
@mrteamcorvette.bsky.social
Poundshop rockabilly. He/Him.
101 followers65 following16 posts
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