The time they took the carpet and boarding up in my work office and found this 🙏

They’ll be fine as long as they don’t lick the stitches.

I used to own two leather piano keyboard ties. Too cool for school me #TOTP

Farage has just told the Reform Conference that there will be better vetting of candidates in future because they "can't risk having a few extremists". Presumably he means they want exclusively extremists and don't want a few normal types sneaking in #FarageRiots

This is fucking wonderfully hilarious www.ipswichstar.co.uk/news/2199449...

Clare's watching #MAFS the latest bride won't marry someone unless they're a certain star sign. Just when it can't get dafter.

#OriginalRollCall auf Englisch

They keep on coming…

Still Life: Vase with Cornflowers and Poppies, 1887

Meanwhile Kemi Badenoch has said she was brought up middle-class but became working-class when she worked in McDonald's 😳 Opposite for me, we were working-class in Middlesbrough until me Mam bought us a Viennetta one day, straight to middle-class 😂