I'm just going to start doing this whenever somebody I dislike buys something from a Royal Warrant holder. PROUD SOCIALIST SPLASHES CASH IN ROYAL PHARMACIST (Boots). PROUD SOCIALIST BETRAYS PRINCIPLES AND NATION BY EATING ROYAL CEREAL (Weetabix).

Incidentally on that basis one of the ROYAL TAILORS is... the House of Fraser, whose suits start at about ninety quid.