Yes. Get a Blue Yeti microphone. They’re not too pricy and they do a lovely job. Download Audacity (it’s free) and then find a small, cluttered (soft things especially absorb sound and prevent echos) place to record. Airing cupboards, large closets, small box rooms/home offices all work.

See that’s another difference between us … Reported for impersonation at first sight …

It’s as if Monty Python did a sketch on The Walks of Silly Ministers …

“The dogs benefit from centuries of directed evolution and training” In apparently marked contrast to other animals, such as “Physicists” …

Not just accomplished authors … As a specialist addictions worker received a lot of thinly veiled calls for essay and dissertation input [funnily enough none of them were asking to cite me in their references]

Not sure tea will work without cake … Or at least a biscuit …

Don’t suppose it had my old car key on it?

Saw the film in a cinema between Xmas & New Year - when lights came up there were only 3 other people in - woman + 2 kids Even though they dressed some of the rats I loved the production and the number of visual references to other elements of the Discworld - too many for me to count

Bah 🫖 Still Bah but now diluted with 🫖

De-nationalisation, de-funding, cutting salaries in real terms, failing to train new staff, cutting public health (disastrously for the pandemic response) … They hate public servants