I chili crisp everything these days, and I always have some Lao Gan Ma somewhere in the cupboard, along with whatever else I'm trying.

I love this kind of sneaky.

Snoozing a bit, until the humans all get home.

Madam President! I assume you hum Hail to the Chief whenever you are in her presence.

Now I am trying to think what animals offer an official welcome in every state. Maine moose. Maryland crab.