My husband has been away since Sunday for work and Henry mourned his loss on Monday, had forgotten entirely about him by Tuesday, and tonight will probably be appalled that a stranger has entered his home. He’s been keeping busy watching the golf.

It would be really helpful if the Today programme could tell us exactly how long a Nigel F*rage interview will last, so we’d know when to turn the radio back up.

A bit bizarre that Rishi Sunak is apparently taking policy advice from my 85-year-old dad, but there we go.🙄

About to watch an hour of beautiful gardens followed by an hour of sewing. I have become my grandmother, and I am at peace with that. 👵🏻

Henry is very tired but of course there are no cat beds. Not one.* *There are many cat beds.

You’d both be most welcome - Molly could make lots of new cow friends!

It was nice to see the girls mooching around the city tonight, freaking out the unwary.

I discover the grocery delivery man has left me three bags of someone else’s shopping, and is currently driving towards Bury St Edmunds with the rest of mine…

Thank goodness for my photo app - I’d completely forgotten about the time I kept a lynx as a pet.

The gap between the UK and US feels wide today, as the NYT Spelling Bee won’t let me have ‘womble’.