I don't like to put costumes on our cats so instead I make "stealth costumes" for them like turning sleeping Francie into an eyeball! 👁️

The Knife Ghost

I was going to make a joke about the fast and furious cast crossing over into Lord of the Rings but midway through the post I realized I would actually watch it in the theater

I do want to force catholic hospitals to perform abortions against their will, actually. If you can't offer full maternal care don't be a hospital. Fuck off.

Mmm...so much sane.

Sane men are famously Trump's core demo 😂

marrying into another family is like starting a show that’s already been on for 20 seasons and you have a lot of notes on the characters that you’re never allowed to give

Will Ferrell has an enormous audience of straight dudes who need to hear this. Nothing but facts here about anti-trans bigotry:

As the parent of a neurodivergent chaos-Muffin, I don't like when people hate on her! We think of our kids as Bluey and Bingo, but really they are probably closest to a Muffin and a Bluey-Bingo hybrid.

Just walked into the geology section of the Natural History Museum softly chanting “rocks! rocks! rocks!” An old lady nodded. I’ve found my people.