I'm at the age where if you text me at 9:57pm. I will text you back at 5:01am

My therapist told me that constantly fantasising about living off grid in a woodland cottage that doubles as a bookshop that triples as an animal rescue centre, is actually a sign of burnout & exhaustion. To which I say, well now I’ll no longer imagine you coming to visit.

For they are the voice of the Lord

After I'm dead feel free to mine the microplastics from my corpse to make a cool He-man toy or somethin

I'm old enough to remember when a computer didn't automatically connect to the internet, it used to make a screaming noise. We should have listened.

I fail... to see... what's embarrassing... about... this one.

We love frontage road with its flashing red light, the truck stop's open on a Friday night.

Man I really need to get back into bard shrugs

Share an album cover that is black and white.

Oh yeah, I like their song Holiday in Connecticut.