-Molly Ringwald is the litmus test of reality -Orca’s inaction in the 15th century lead to institutionally privileged colonial women in our classrooms -Where Jem goes, the Holograms follow, like where there’s smoke there’s fire -Don’t get ffs and a trache shave at the same time, and wear a romper

We’re thinking of a queer seven on Tuesdays, which turned out to be around eight today.

okay this also inspired me:

Grab any two for double fisting

We could probably put together an event called like Cruise for a Cause that links all the best cruising parks here on one big trail/5k path

Literally “how do transmagnetos work”

This is the kind of situation where the correct answer to the Alf’s dick trolly problem is indeed multi-track drifting

Transnietzschéen fisting meet up every Thursday at Mother

I calmly explain that I need their validation to reach 12 likes on my invite only social club and to trust me it will be really cool

I want to be absolutely clear this means he has to have two.