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Harvey MILF
@murdershetwote.bsky.social
Semi-retired shitposter.
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ludicrous beans tonight

white cat sleeping on a white blanket, pink nose and toes on gleeful display
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did y'all hear about this:

A close-in shot of a white cat's pink little nose, tragically going unbooped.
The same white cat's paw, toe beans daintily on display, set against a soft white blanket.
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I got her a fresh pillowcase

A white cat dozing deeply on an orange pillowcase, like a fluffy creamsicle. A giant hog plushie haunts the background.
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who rawdogs the rawdogger

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( me after seeing two women in any context whatsoever) Well well well if it isnt the Cunnilingus Cousins

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Action movies are gonna be so back. The gf and I just workshopped another scene for her Crank 3 pitch.

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im dangerously close to understanding vague posts about whatever discourse is going on and im gonna need you all to chill out

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Harris Campaign Announces VP Pick: The Girl Reading This <3

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Harvey MILF
@murdershetwote.bsky.social
Semi-retired shitposter.
118 followers83 following489 posts