This is actually quite scary.

“intimate counters from Omaha to Austin to Chicago to Denver promise a multicourse procession of jewel-like fish flown overnight from Japan.” The race to destroy our environment in the most ostentatious and obnoxious way possible continues apace …

It’s funny that the same people who were so angry about being compelled to wear masks now want to regulate what others wear on theirs.

Also just gross mismanagement: arrogant and bad executive tastes, short staffing, and self-dealing. It’s almost like someone put idiots in charge so they could pick the bones.

What tags are you talking about? Do you own a pair of scissors or do men’s suits come with special tags? While I’m here: do your suit pockets come stitched close? Asking bc I’ve never met a man who owned a ripper.

lol his Capitalization always reminds me of assignments from freshman comp students who didn’t pay attention in high school.

Well it’s true that the key to good writing is to add in more words.

If so, lord help you.

Basketballl pupils are a sure sign a cat is either having a good time, about to kill you, or experimenting with psilocybin.

Idk about you, but for me, the baseline of an adequate driving experience is full control of the gas pedal. It seems like any decent engineer would think long and hard about introducing decorative items—especially haphazardly secured ones—between the driver’s foot and the pedal.