lots of local news like “minnesotans in florida prepare for hurricane” and i’m like???? i know we get a lot of blizzards but im not constantly having to worry about losing everything

if you are rich and thinking of buying a second home in florida, i really think you should just not

Krystal does them better

whoever decided white peoples tacos include black olives needs to go to prison

i somehow don’t get any side effects from those

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Going to put this out here, just like I do every other storm: I literally live in a repurposed hurricane shelter. If you're in Central Florida and want to ride it out somewhere I have a spare bedroom and three sleeper sofas.