To be clear, I'm asking to teach Conjuration at the Arcane University.

I would be interested in teaching, but alas, my most favored subject of Mysticism isn't even considered a proper school by most people anymore. Conjuration is more structured, anyway, and I could actually prepare lectures about that subject.

Finally, I make an appearance on one of these things

This is why you got put in Ice Jail.

THANK THEE, ZASORIMM

Congrats on 100 followers!

Not to contradict you or anything, your majesty, but as I recall, you were posting your own written prose back on the hellsite. I feel that you are more creative than you are giving yourself credit for.

Verily, I will do so.

Yea, those were dark times indeed.

I listened to Psycho by Muse in a fair exchange. We're even now.