Playing Minecraft with my kindergartener, who cannot spell, but can absolutely express herself in writing. Also I need this sign (sometimes).
Ms 5, presenting a new joke: how do you walk backwards? Me: I don’t know, how? Ms 5: with diarrhea! Both: *gales of laughter*
Ms 5 looking up from iPad: what is 1 - 2? Me, excited: *explains negative numbers* Ms 5: *moves on to leafcutter ants* Me: KHAAAAAAN academy kids
I've been on 80+ mg/day of medical opioids for about a month, and with all the reasons in the world to get off them and the best medical care helping me, it kinda sucked as a process. I'm just about done now, but I really don't see how someone who might have been on uncontrolled doses for a […]
Funny how the right has reappropriated the old Soviet saw about Pravda and Izvestia: now there’s no Truth on Fox News, and no News on Truth Social.
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…and now, after three months, the pain has finally blown through my ability to cope, so I’m in the ER in great misery. But on the upside, I’m getting to enjoy for the first time ever the very gender-performative act of ugly crying in public, so #happypride!
I have unexpectedly joined the Secret Society of People With Back Pain. It turns out that we are all around you. We look just like you. We are just like you. We walk amongst you, and you have absolutely no idea. Well, I mean, you have an idea with me, because I've been visibly hobbling for […]