What if we kissed in front of the megacolon at the Mütter Museum
I like to tell people how I lost my faith in god at the age of 9 due to a snowtubing accident
Listening to Olivia Rodrigo’s “Get Him Back!” and all I can hear in the first verse is the cadence and percussion of Brad Neely’s “George Washington”
Just overheard my dad gently singing the following song to my kid: “Hey, hey Captain Jack Meet me down by the railroad track With that rifle in my hand I’m gonna be a killin’ man”
Ours looked like Wallace Shawn for a bit
I’m Latina so we went to Tambourine Church
Before I had a kid I thought that babies just… slept if you put them down in a bed looooool
I got mad when my mom accidentally bought Paw Patrol-branded diapers for my newborn during his first week of life
I’ve had to wean mine off of the Mexicanized dishes and pepper sauces